Quotes

Here is a list of quotes I like. Again, I will add to the list now and then as I think of them. I am starting with some by my little brother. Honestly, they are some of my favorite quotes. I realize not all may have the same sense of humor but I think he looks at life in a very healthy way and really makes me think sometimes.

"I find that I only seem to think of amusing things to say when I'm patronizing the person I'm talking to." - Micah Hale

"Spread the word of God, be happy, have fun, and quit complaining." - Micah Hale

"They see us as stupid little critters who will be easily brainwashed when they're ready to do the scrubbing." - Micah Hale

"Mum-mum-mum..." (fading into a growl) - Babyzilla

"If it is a bad cow, then we shall only let it in our restaurants if it is served on a plate!" - Micah Hale

"No Jesus, no peace. Know Jesus, know peace." - Pope Pius XII (?)

"If asked which is better: the sun or moon, I should say the moon. I have never lain down on a nice fuzzy hill-top on a warm summer's day, looked up at the sun, and said 'My, isn't that pretty.'" - Micah Hale

"Don't do drugs to get happy. Get a turtle. Those are nice." - Micah Hale

"I hope I don't have to speak out loud for God to hear me... if that's so, we have a lot of catching up to do..." - Micah Hale

"sure I like animals... but if a bear eats me, I'm not going to like that bear." - Micah Hale

"Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably" Benedick in Much Ado About Nothing

"I would never hurt you Margaret." Kenneth Branaugh in Dead Again

``I could dance with you 'til the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows until you came home.'' Groucho Marx, ``Duck Soup'' 1933.

"Here are Scotland's terms: Lower your flags and march straight back to England. Stopping at every home you pass by to beg forgiveness for 100 years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that, and your men shall live. Do it not, and everyone of you will die today."

"Men don't follow titles, they follow courage." Mel Gibson as William Wallace in Braveheart.

"Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But, we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But, what we found out is that each one of us is: a brain . . .
And an athlete . . .
And a basket case . . .
A princess . . .
And a criminal.
Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club." (read by Anthony Michael Hall as Brian, Emilio Estevez as Andrew, Ally Sheedy as the basket case, Molly Ringwald as Claire and Judd Nelson as Bender)

" We don't read and write poetry because its cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is full of passion. Medicine, law, business, engineering: these are noble pursuits necessary to sustain life but poetry, beauty, romance, love. These are what we stay alive for." Robin Williams as Mr. Keating in Dead Poet's Society.

Funny movie quotes:

"Did I.Q.s just drop sharply while I was away?" Ellen Ripley, Aliens

"[N]ow that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy, like that." Tree Trimmer:, Better Off Dead

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K." Ted, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

"God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs."
"Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth." Jeff Goldblum and Laura Dern in Jurassic Park

"Topper Harley?"
"Once perhaps. Now I am called Tooka Chinchilla."
"What does it mean?"
"Fluffy Bunny Feet." Charlie Sheen in Hot Shots. Very silly movie. John Cryer is really really funny tho as a near sighted pilot.

"Insanity runs in my family ... it practically gallops!" -- as Mortimer Brewster in ARSENIC AND OLD LACE.

"Do women find it feminine to be so illogical, or can't they help it?" --as Alexander Dyle in CHARADE.

"These aren't my clothes!"
"Well, where are your clothes?"
"I've lost my clothes!"
"Well, why are you wearing these clothes?"
"Because I just went GAY all of a sudden!"--as David Huxley in BRINGING UP BABY.